Cougars Catfished Into Filthy Swap

Come in.

Hey girl, hey.

Well hello gorgeous.

You just got off work?

Yes.

What are you up to?

So, oh promise you won't laugh.

Would I ever laugh at you?

I joined a dating website.

I've already been on that game.

Really?

My, my husband can't even get his day apart.

Look how naughty he is though.

Oh my goodness.

Look at all these fancy, who talks like that?

Yeah, what have you been up to, Miss Naughty?

Like I said, I've been doing this for

quite some time now because--

I mean that my husband's not getting away.

That's a real cutie.

You should take photos for these guys.

Like I'll take a photo for you, you know me.

Yeah, we'll get better angles, absolutely.

Dude, you're setting the tone.

You're getting me all excited.

Ha ha.

It's nice to know that I'm not the only pervert

in the world.

Isn't that why we're such good friends?

Besties.

All right, there we go.

Ooh, I'm gonna send him like a really short message.

Look at that, I'm even wearing a jump.

Hello there, you look fantastic.

Oh yeah, he's gonna love that.

Let me flip it over.

I'm bad.

Flip it upside down.

How?

Easy.

There we go.

That beautiful face in there.

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